Desperate & The City

I used to blog about my terrible love (and) life.

[Desperate & The City @DespATC]

Whenever a nurse says “sharp prick incoming” about a needle, I have to have a look around to see if an ex is in the room. 💉

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@lotusflowerldn Use silk hair ties (or ones that don’t pull hair) and a decent brush (I have a wet brush from my hairdresser). I use leave in conditioner too to help ease brushing. I was told not to brush when wet as hair is fragile but I do it to get it over and done with!

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@lotusflowerldn Get bloods and hormone levels checked if you can. I take biotin daily as well as vitamin D, a multivitamin and my iron supplements. I use scalp massager and derma roller and then rosemary oil to stimulate growth. I wash 2/3 times a week, avoid heat on it. Brush in sections…

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@MattBombHead Omg, glad you’re doing ok though. Wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

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@MopMadam happy birthday!! Have a wonderful time celebrating 🎈🎂🐶🥰 x

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@MopMadam So sorry to hear this 😢 x

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@NotSoSlummy Happy Birthday! 50 and fabulous! Have a wonderful time celebrating 🎈 🎂 xx

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@its_just_me_gq Thank you!! 💃🏼 xx

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@uk_singleindian @hashtags1ngle Thank youuu

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@Eagle_Chaser Thank you!

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@clairlythinking @hashtags1ngle Thank you, lovely xx

[hashtags1ngle 🤷🏻‍♀️ @hashtags1ngle]

Bonded here 10 years ago after a shared dating DUD experience. Now off to celebrate the 40th birthday of the absolute lad that is @DespATC. Happy birthday darlin. 🍳 🍰 🍸

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@LadyReenz Happy birthday twin!! Hope you have a wonderful day today 🥳🎂🎁🎈❤️ xxx

[MEG 🦋 @foxymeg_]

This is a disgrace to all women everywhere. #DiddyTrial

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@hashtags1ngle @Lilly_Pinks 💕💕💕

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@cecilia_rw I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ xx

[Ulf Kristersson @SwedishPM]

Sweden stands with Ukraine. You are not only fighting for your freedom but also for all of Europe’s. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

This is what a real president looks like

[Desperate & The City @DespATC]

@its_just_me_gq happy birthday!!! 🥳 🎉🎂🎁🎈xx

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@its_just_me_gq I know!! Literally the only thing 😂

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Yesterday, I travelled from London to Oslo, and was supposed to travel from Oslo to Longyearbyen. As we went to land in Longyearbyen, we had a technical issue with the plane and we were sent to Tromso. Landed to no staff or hotels in Tromso….