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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

"Listen to your body."

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8-10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You're a cow now

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Someone at work is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your personal phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.

[haley 🧠🌱 @HailHalizzle]

I’m sorry, they legalized WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK. Nuke the whole fucking planet at this point. Fucking foul.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

POLICE LAUNCH MANHUNT AFTER R300 000 BUFFALO BULL KILLED IN SUSPECTED POACHING INCIDENT IN KRUGER NATIONAL PARK

The police in Limpopo have launched a manhunt for unknown suspects following a suspected poaching incident in the Kruger National Park, within the Masisi policing area, Vhembe District.

The incident occurred on Sunday, 30 August 2026, at approximately 09:30 in the Tshikuyu Block of the Kruger National Park.

According to the preliminary information, a complainant was conducting patrols in the park when he noticed a vulture flying overhead. He proceeded to the area to establish what had happened and discovered the head of a buffalo bull, pieces of buffalo skin and five different human footprints, as well as dog tracks.

The complainant followed the footprints and dog tracks until they led towards the park's fence in the direction of Benndemutale village.

The estimated value of the buffalo bull is R300 000.

A case of poaching has been opened at Masisi SAPS. The suspects are currently unknown, and no arrests have been made at this stage.

The Provincial Commissioner of the SAPS in Limpopo, Lieutenant General Jan Scheepers, has condemned the incident and called for intensified efforts to combat wildlife crime.

“Wildlife crime remains a serious concern, and we will continue working with our law enforcement partners and communities to protect our wildlife resources. We appeal to anyone who may have information about this incident or the identity of the suspects to come forward and assist the police. Those involved must be brought to justice,” said Lieutenant General Scheepers.

Members of the public with information that could assist in the investigation or lead to the arrest of the suspects are urged to contact the Investigating Officer Sergeant Mamedzi Azwianewi Robert on 071 612 1076 or the nearest police station. Information can also be provided anonymously through Crime Stop on 08600 10111 or via the MySAPS App.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please NEVER take for granted the privilege of having clean water, hot showers, Wi-Fi, and a safe home.

[Miilato @miiilato]

realizing some kid right now is using your birth year to lie about their age

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

RIP, Peter.

Our team teared up hearing you record as Thaedus the first time, and our eyes are misty again now.

You’ll ALWAYS have a coalition of fans in us.

Rest easy, friend.

[We$t @flygodT]

Tiger Woods was treated like Satan for a while when I was a kid, I grew up and found out his only crime was having hoes lmaooo

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams is already terrible, but changing your status from green to yellow because you haven’t moved your mouse in 5 minutes is diabolical. And you can’t override it. Whoever designed this, I hope both sides of your pillow are permanently warm.

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Really cool how spotify has completely lost the ability to shuffle songs. you click the shuffle buttons and it plays a preset list of songs that are the same every single time no matter what. it used to shuffle i remember

[Titty Mboweni* 🇵🇸 @PearlPillay]

A week ago, we were looking for snow. Today, okes are in shorts. Ya neh.

[孤独 @Sir__Rendar]

So Jesus Christ died for me to meet my KPIs & Maximise shareholder value?

[Tony❗️ @T0NYCENO]

PlayStation app genuinely might be the worst fucking app of all time

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I do not want to save to OneDrive. I want to save it to the Documents folder on my computer. The actual Documents folder on my computer, sitting right here in my house.

[bella @earlygirl__]

finally saw the odyssey. I do not like the way they treated the cyclops. he was minding his business and tending a lovely home.

[B LOU @BLouu]

You know there gonna be one lame ass nigga who not gonna play gta 6 cuz everyone else playing it 😂😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today