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oh shit

[angie @hotsoggi]

indian people knew what the fuck was going on when they invented. food

[alfie @fossilfinder7]

IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP.
IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP.

[palindrome @Palindrome_FKA]

Im experiencing the opposite of Eusexua in my personal life I can't lie

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I don’t want kids because I love ordering takeout!!!

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @tetcholuvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It sucks that I’m getting new tires instead of an expensive wool coat. Another public transportation failure in this dogshit country

[Brady @pebbut]

spotify should send me $10 every time my discover weekly sucks

[Shawi @CGFOTY]

Its they this it’s my partner that then all the sudden it’s happy boyfriends day

[ty @TyFaizon]

life is parallel to hell but i must maintain and be prosperous

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

They want you exercising so you won’t have time to read

[walker @walkercapl]

I’m locking in. By next year I will be 6’10”

[stephen baldwin jr @buddybrandolive]

I should be married rn that’s why I’m so fucked up

[—— @vainmaterial]

a vape store w reward points hates to see me coming

[Julian @Asghoull]

theres two types of nerds tbh n u can smell the difference

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

I feel like eating subway on purpose in 2024 just says that you gave up on living a life that you enjoy

[keegan @FranziaMom]

black coffee should be free

[regular gem @Choplogik]

only 2-3 household purchases away from peace and contentment. I'm sure of it this time

[@evilgiane @evilgiane]

I don’t wanna hang out