Jen

nursing ☆ U of S ☆

[Jen @vajennac]

My roommate who is in the room next to me just FaceTimed me to ask what to wear.

[Jen @vajennac]

My fav part of the night is when my roommate and I are sending each other memes and she’s in the basement and I am upstairs and we can hear each other laughing.

[Jen @vajennac]

Pizza delivery guy to me “I haven’t seen you in so long, you must not be ordering as many pizzas”

[rice chrispy tweet @Christine2118]

Do u swear to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea so help u god?

[Jen @vajennac]

Got wheeled out of the club in a wheelchair last night. You obviously didn’t go hard enough until that happens to you.

[Jen @vajennac]

@oliveadubek Haha I really did.

[Jen @vajennac]

I think only I would hit a curb, which caused my airbags to deploy and sent me to the hospital... like I am fine, but who else gets sent to the hospital because of a curb?

[Zacque @zachl3pla]

So is there an age that I absolutely need to stop pregaming every event I go to??? Or are me and my wife just gonna be hurricaning tall boys in the parking lot before parent teacher conferences?

[Jen @vajennac]

@WestJet you suck for delaying my flight but thank god for the staff at Lloydminsters airport for being so helpful ❤️

[Jen @vajennac]

When you haven’t experienced the effects of mental illness first hand, you have no right to tell someone they have been “sad” for too long.

[Jen @vajennac]

@MannyMua733 Idk if he has Twitter. But pick him 😍

[Jen @vajennac]

@Nates_tweetus I will send you the story when I am done studying

[Jen @vajennac]

If anyone would like to hear the story of how a girl tried to have sex with me and then I got a cactus stuck in my butt. Please let me know.

[Jen @vajennac]

@Nates_tweetus Also by in my butt I mean stuck like in my butt cheek. I was not penetrated by a cactus .

[Jen @vajennac]

You know it’s going to be a long day when you start crying at 6am because your roommate who is usually still sleeping is in the shower... #ummwhat

[Jen @vajennac]

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