Juan Valerio Antonio

Graduated from U. Texas Law School. Technology Enthusiast. Criminal Defense Lawyer.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

Happy 250th Birthday, America!

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@AllAbIntroverts Yes...but..in fairness...i also am rude and uninterested, in addition to being an introvert.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@PatsKam I don't think that far into the future.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@chriswithans brilliant.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@muheediva01 A girl who I fancied saw me at a grocery store. Then did an about-face and walked away, so as to not interact with me. It was very humiliating. But years later, we began dating! Happy ending...but then we broke up. So, back to sad.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@ThrillaRilla369 Mr. Mom

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@MegynKellyShow 🥰

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@BillWiIdin I would like to order a sandwich-- but unassembled...so that I don't have to tip.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@MegynKellyShow queen.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@RetroMoviesDB Here is to swimming with bo-legged women!

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@adamshuaib Amen.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@AmericaPapaBear pillow hands.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@goskiz0 i use mine exclusively to watch tiktok videos.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

This is why we fought the American Revolution. To gain the freedom to eat this crap. God Bless America!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 You are eating human hair when you eat a Macdonalds Apple Pie

McDonald's is bringing back their original fried apple pies for America’s 250th birthday

But be warned, these Apple pies have around 30 ingredients and many are toxic

They contain dough conditioner L-cysteine derived from human hair and animal feathers. Yes, this is real

According to the most recent detailed inquiry in November 2025 from the Vegetarian Resource Group, McDonald’s US customer service confirmed that the L-cysteine used in their apple pie comes from animal sources: specifically “hog hair, human hair, or poultry feathers.”

McDonalds in the UK has stopped using the version with human hair since at least 2018, but this does NOT apply to the United States. Human hair is still used in America

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

I’ll take the trillionaire creating thousands of millionaires over the millionaires creating trillions in debt.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@Thefactsdude stupid law.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@SholdonDaniels @darrenrovell bro I eat at Chilis for the $12 combo on my birthday but I am also happy for Elon.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@Andercot correct.

[Juan Valerio Antonio @val_antonio]

@AmericaPapaBear Put the batteries in the smoke detector instead of a sock!

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?