ya gal, val

chet u’betcha

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

a month ago i googled the easiest plant to take care of and bought it and now it’s dead

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

LMAOOOOOOOO Christopher Columbus discovering water (2020)

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we are now drive thru only

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Me in the computer lab in 5th grade:

[Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod]

folks;;;;

[charlie @chunkbardey]

dividing 75 by 2 to get 37.5....... awful experience. wouldn’t wish it on anyone

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a war crime.

Threatening to target and kill innocent families, women and children - which is what you’re doing by targeting cultural sites - does not make you a “tough guy.”

It does not make you “strategic.”
It makes you a monster.

[ya gal, val @val_digloria]

Especially in times of turmoil, it’s important to be good to one another. It’s the first defense to hatred. I’ll never forget this kindness. One action can change the trajectory of a life - I’m gonna be paying this forward for the rest of mine.

[ya gal, val @val_digloria]

I was crying outside the doctor’s today when a man asked what was wrong. I explained I couldn’t pay the $175 to be seen. He gave me the money, no questions asked, & asked for nothing in return even when I offered. I was a complete stranger... 2020 is the year of kindness, y’all.

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

Me: Yogi bear must have killed a man, how else did he get his hat and tie? Bears arent allowed in stores, and bears dont have money

Guy: where is our regular priest?

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

yes daddy:
-overplayed
-unoriginal
-insinuates daddy issues

yes chef:
-powerful
-makes a statement
-one way ticket to flavortown

[ya gal, val @val_digloria]

YOU & ME BOTH SIS

[Katrina @KatrinaDatrina]

It’s been 15 years and I’m still mad Zuko didn’t end up with Katara

[, @w0a0i0f]

picture this: we’re 2 japanese capybara at a hot spring. there are whole lemons in the water. we’re calm and cozy and also don’t know about how that weird man on twitter is speculating about taylor swift’s fertility because we can’t read. we’re experiencing true bliss.

[The Ringer @ringer]

Join @IsaacKLee and @jga41agher of Ice2Ice for "Dear Baby Yoda," inspired by #TheMandalorian’s frog-eating cutie pie, and based on “Dear Theodosia” from ‘Hamilton’