Valeria Mendoza

yer a wizard, Harry

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

jeffrey dahmer

[nicole @r0ckalet4]

duró más el trauma q la relación

[astro @astridtgtz]

claro que voy a reiniciar la canción si me interrumpieron en mi parte favorita

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

@Amariani_N Lmfaooooooo whaaaaat is that

[Shannon Miller @ShannonL_Miller]

One of the best lines I’ve ever read in an OOO email, courtesy of one that I just received: “If this is urgent, take a deep breath because few things really are.” THAT energy.

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

My toxic trait is thinking I need an entire new wardrobe every time I’m taking a trip 🥴

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

This new moon has me all sorts of fucked up 🥴

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

sorry i didn’t respond to your email! i did not want to

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

@Amariani_N @Chime I doubt it 🤣 estoy salada af

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

slapping “all my best” at the bottom of an email

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

This time is giving very much March 2020 vibes… where are the stimmys

[Santana @Santana_rGeorge]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Dumbledore really dropped that kid on a doorstep and said “be easy” and let him sleep in a closet for 11 years huh

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My 2022 resolutions are get hot and don’t die

[Tyla S. @_ohtyla]

Your parent not answering the phone really hit a different type of nerve😵‍💫

[K @kaydenmk]

student loan company sliding back into my inbox after 2 years? baby we broke up. Stop embarrassing yourself

[Valeria Mendoza @val_eriaaa]

My birthday is in a month if anyone wants to get me anything my size is Dyson Airwrap tysm

[X. D. @XavierDLeau]

i’m on the child’s side.