Val McCloud

Snack bitch for two tiny humans who married a Chef and I still can’t cook!

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

When your bestie say “ that’s why I swear condoms cause it feels like a strap on”

[SIE @_badassiee]

Not having my notifications on is self care for me.

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

I’m literally having so much déjà vu right now driving to Encinitas

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

I like shiny things… pretty little red headed shinny things.

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Fuuuuuucccckkkkkkk I feel like a 22 year old all over again

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

When the edible hits and your were being productive

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

I can’t watch the l word…
@jenniferbeals is still the love of my life

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Gotta love when your server is trying to explain chorizo to you... like girl I’m Mexican I got it 👍🏼

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Also I’d like address that moving to the berbs has really made me feel so disconnected with my LGBTQ community. You you guys hiding In Vegas?

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

So I live in Las Vegas now. I’m driving on the freeway and the car in front of me has Utah plates and three different stickers that says beach bum...I’m confused?

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Why can’t I sleep!

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

@ESPNLosAngeles where my invite

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

My insomnia has hit an all time high !! Can TikTok stop making adha the new diagnostic cause I have to jump through hops to get a new prescription here in Vegas. Even with my med history

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

How many forms of communication can I talk to @carsoncodi

[Steph Frosch @ElloSteph]

Hey @Caitlyn_Jenner! Why is it that you keep stating that trans girls shouldn’t be allowed to play in girls sports, yet here you are playing in women’s golf leagues?

You say that your pronouns are “she,her, and hers”, but are you sure they aren’t “me, myself, and I?”

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

This bitch said “you’re such and amazing chef your food is going to do so well in London, you should try cooking in my kitchen” please never used that line again

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

When you run your husbands Instagram and work groupies dm him despite his bio saying he’s a dad. 🙄

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Check your Venmo! Happy birthday and have fun

[lex @_alexxa21]

My suitcase landed in Texas, I landed in Tennessee 🙂

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Just join the minivan crew like me it’s cool I’ll accept you with open arms

[Val McCloud @val_mccloud]

Literally stopped on the 15 freeway. Like boy moving stopped. All I wa t is a beer