val murr.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

[val murr. @val_murr]

Getting ready for back to school equates to me saying “excuse me, we don’t need to do that” instead of “stfu” to my barking dog to get myself back in the mindset.

[ye. @yeyeskii]

goosebumps… the drones 😭😭😭

#Tokyo2020 #Olympics2021 #OpeningCeremony

[val murr. @val_murr]

Summer project: listen to as many “walking the dog” playlists as I can to determine my top 3-5

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

They painted BLM instead of defunding the police, clapped for essential workers instead of raising the wage, and made Juneteeth a holiday instead of making sure Black folks can vote. Always a symbolic victory instead of a material change.

[val murr. @val_murr]

But I can literally cook any item at any time at this point. Bread? You got it. Roast? You got it. Whatever you make in a Dutch oven? You got it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[val murr. @val_murr]

My current first-world problem is being totally overwhelmed with the amount of bridal shower gifts being sent to my house 😅 I feel the love but damn this is a lot of boxes.

[Stock enthusiast – Justin Adolph @hout1213]

Lord Jesus this is my actual life

[val murr. @val_murr]

I’m already looking forward to this post-evaluation glass of wine tonight.

[val murr. @val_murr]

Interesting how every single Mexican person who has attempted to say my ‘new’ last name has said it flawlessly, while Americans be like “I’ll just call you ‘G’”.

[val murr. @val_murr]

I brought in an extra lunch because I made A LOT of food and the kids wanted to try it. I gave them each a fork and let them try it. One kid said “for how old you are, this is pretty good” and I have no idea how to take that 😅

[val murr. @val_murr]

“Schoology Learning is Currently Unavailable.” is now a trigger for me 🥲

[val murr. @val_murr]

I’ve been avoiding one task at work for literally months and I finally decided to deal with it today. Somehow I spent like two hours learning data validation and conditional formatting but damn my data looks professional af.

[val murr. @val_murr]

Any other teachers suddenly break down in tears on the last night of your Spring Break while thinking about all of the things you stopped thinking about a week ago? No? Just me? 🥲

[val murr. @val_murr]

Today I taught my husband what BFE stands for - as in, “you parked all the way in BFE.” Every once in a while I have knowledge to share too.

[val murr. @val_murr]

My husband insisted we plant 12 pumpkin seeds and now we have 12 pumpkins growing and we definitely cannot grow 12 pumpkins in our yard. Who wants one? 🎃

[val murr. @val_murr]

Also drinking to forget about the other district assessment essays I haven’t touched yet 🥲

[val murr. @val_murr]

I finally got the time to grade all of my unit assessment essays today, so you bet I’m going to have a beer or two!

[val murr. @val_murr]

I used dry shampoo and put a necklace on and today my camera decided to stop working ☹️

[val murr. @val_murr]

Yes, I do still listen to Britney Spears at 9:00am on a Saturday while I clean my house. #nowgettoworkbitch

[val murr. @val_murr]

I just remembered we have a grill and it is 70 degrees out today! YASS your girl is cooking dinner.