in highschool when my class found out i was a lesbian they didn't want to let me into the locker room with them during gym class so i said really loud "you guys are acting like you aren't all hideous" and then they all got mad at me for calling them ugly and called me mean????
a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT