Vala Thee Bird

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

I don't feel comfortable internet dating because when I go to select my Body Type, I can't find "Goddess of Fertility".

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

This coffee won’t spill.. https://t.co/jXnGSbGUqc

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Today's Supreme Court decision has cemented the United States’ status as a global outlier on abortion rights. https://t.co/j9nx72EFue

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Three-story tall Virgil Abloh statue at the Louis Vuitton tribute show in Miami

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

In memory of @virgilabloh ❤

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

For the sake of uniformity 😘 #NewProfilePic

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. I be got damn.

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

Thankful for @shhhhhionn for creating Inside Job on Netflix and mentioning MY FAVORITE clone conspiracy theory. (The @AvrilLavigne one)

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@LiveNation @Ticketmaster @TabernacleATL I'M TIRED BUT ILL BE BACK. Moral of the story do yourself a favor and stay home they out here robbing people in the name of VIP tickets. Y'all are the worst.

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@Ticketmaster @LiveNation I think y'all get the point. I ugly cried at a @TabernacleATL @jamesblake concert which I would've done anyway bc I love him. But getting robbed by a greedy corporation sorta takes it out of you though.

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@LiveNation @Ticketmaster be like...

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@LiveNation @Ticketmaster pulled the ol bait and switch on me. I need my money back or you can reverse time so I never bought the ticket at all. Why are you selling $188 VIP tickets that aren't being honored? @jamesblake @TabernacleATL

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@jamesblake is beautiful and @TabernacleATL tried to soothe me but the merch manager was insistent he didn't know WHY I paid $188 and refused to give me any the perks promised. @LiveNation @Ticketmaster somebody's pay me back. Honestly I'd rather have the stuff 😭

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

The whole reason I bought the VIP ticket to @jamesblake is because my unvaccinated friend did not want to go/could not. I swapped my GA tickets for this to make me feel better about going alone. Only to be told I would get none or the perks @LiveNation @Ticketmaster. I paid $188

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@LiveNation @Ticketmaster @TabernacleATL gimme my money back you thieves.

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

@LiveNation @Ticketmaster @TabernacleATL why are y'all selling fake VIP tickets to @jamesblake concerts. Their merchandise manager said they stopped selling VIP packages a week before the show. But y'all took my money. I paid $188 for a General Admission ticket 😭

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

Every time I go to Atlanta something goes wrong 😭. I apologize in advance for the sh*t storm I'm about to unleash. But I paid $188.00 for a VIP ticket to last night's @jamesblake show and got NOTHING @LiveNation @Ticketmaster @TabernacleATL. I need a refund STAT.

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

Big breasts, thick thighs, no ass 😍 Please only address me as Vala Thee Bird from now on.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the look grimes WISHES she could pull off

[Vala Thee Bird @vala_bird]

RIP to Bonnaroo. Ngl tho all this disappointment and confusion is making me mega horny.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Sending love to his family. Got to hang with Trevor a few times and just thought he was such a great sweet funny man. Such a tragedy.