Valerie Anderson

I'm the coolest person my 2 year old knows. Coffee lover by day, wine lover by night.

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

Today I realized, you don't care anymore. And then I realized, you probably never did anyways.

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

kourtneykardash's photo https://t.co/mOqFV9G8yi @kourtneykardash is winning at Instagram 😂😂

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

@Smartygurl95 @NettyD_1990 @DiamondJet028 https://t.co/hRnkDYcS5L

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

In case anyone was wondering 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/lT2YmMOBbg

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

The 1 thing every woman NEEDS to know about whiskey dick: https://t.co/YelROCHvDT

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Nick Jonas has "had sex and drank a lot" in case you were wondering: https://t.co/hrVYm4Nw6g

[Robin Baumgarten @WGNRobin]

Looks like @PaulKonrad outside Excalibur circa 1998. https://t.co/KYuRsFAp6Z @WGNMorningNews

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

#mood @NFLOwnerGBP

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/lUoeH73zu3

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

Why does this look like the ending of a porn? @SheswantstheD https://t.co/AjXhPzjzKM

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

I wouldn't know anything about this but I'll leave this here for anyone who might 😂😂😂 https://t.co/plV59dLSpY

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

9 Reasons a Small Penis Doesn't Necessarily Mean He's Bad in Bed https://t.co/SkTcqbkQvC

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

@chrissyteigen 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/0eZyFe9Pyd

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Is this going to be the hottest blizzard on record or what #winterstormjonas

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

I need him to come shovel my car out and dust the snow off it when we have a blizzard 😘😘😘 https://t.co/hFMvixUZ2D

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Local dinosaur shovels snow, saves day https://t.co/6K9BORghe5

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻💁🏻 https://t.co/KRTwCNiWId

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

Watching a documentary on #diamondsfromsierraleone and all i can think about is @kanyewest before he was #yeezus

[Valerie Anderson @valanderson0214]

You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, you won't be happy anyplace. https://t.co/2yCKT6bDdD

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A year ago today, we lost Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks. His presence will always be missed at the Friendly Confines.