detective creampuff

i love sitting

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

i have no interest in taking a pottery painting class with my boyfriend where he’s just gonna embarrass me by making it a lot cuter than mine bc i can’t draw

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I can always tell when someone is a bit younger commenting on cosmetic surgery because they never realize your face starts to make The Great Shift™ around 23-24.

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

Yes. I resent the fact that now every semi serious purchase requires loads of research before purchase.

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

dune and wicked are in the same universe

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

something weird about seeing a nurse on a smoke break

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

lucy’s face i’m gonna cryyyeyeuwiehrjr

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

first time simping, kinda nervous

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

why is this shit under every tweet

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[zoë @zoveeo]

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

i’m sorry but all the “i have to shave bc of sensory issues” ppl on here, 90% of yall just have never grown ur body hair long enough to get to the comfortable stage like u do not all have sensory issues you’ve just been shaving since you were a teen 😒

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

turning 27 next month

[k. @bybisola]

ngl everytime i see a van cleef i think its fake. its no way all yall got it 😭

[detective creampuff @valarayray]

the random couple i met at a club and followed on instagram for years but never spoke again is expecting a baby , aw

[n @ctrlarchive]

girls only want one thing and its to be photographed candidly on 35mm film