Valarie Kampff

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

I was so wrong for a long time. I think that might be the hardest part. I chose someone who never chose me.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

I don’t even know who to pray to anymore.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

If I didn’t do that they would issue a warrant and have me arrested.

Didn’t wake up until I was standing in front of a Bitcoin machine in the sketchiest gas station ever.

I was on the phone with this guy for 3 hours.

I need a vacation.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Almost got scammed today. Bad

Some guy pretending to be from the sheriffs office said I missed jury duty and had to go to a bond kiosk and deposit cash to get a bond ticket to bring to the sheriffs office in order to verify my signature and release citations.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Tell your therapist I said hi. 👋

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

@ShawnOnTheRight @frandalorian Perhaps it’s your reflection.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

They say it’s the thought that counts.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Taylor Swifts following is mostly confused gay men. Tell me I’m wrong.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Taxes are due. Bitch.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Fuck me with an umbrella stand. I’d feel better.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Me telling my friend I’m overwhelmed

My friend: “Just take a deep breath, it will all work out.”

Me: *goes swimming*

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

The way I hurt when my best friend hurts is crazy.

Living the highs and lows together; wouldn’t change a thing. ❤️

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Get rich
- make friends that are irreplaceable
- find work you enjoy
- make health a priority
- laugh as much as possible
- give when you can

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Moms with dad bods<<

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Why do I feel so alone in a world that is so big?

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

One more sleep. 24 hours.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Work Wednesday, leave NY Thursday, start my new job Friday.
Definitely not out of character.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

The movers are coming today. It's happening. 😬

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

I can't handle dogs dying. I have never even met this dog and I'm bawling.

[Valarie Kampff @valariekampff]

Fucking feeling it.