Valdan Pyroson

A roguish bard here to entertain, learn, and delight! No need to check if your wallets are lighter.

[Valdan Pyroson @ValdanPyroson]

“All music is magickal, darling, you can just see it with mine!”
A rougish bard with a strong hatred for gods, necromancers and the mindless undead.
Might pick your pocket, might serenade you, probably both.
Gay, a touch charming, and pleased to meet you.
#OpenRP #Multiverserp

[PalMedia @PalMediaOrg]

Palestinian medic loses entire family: https://t.co/SZON8sGyXk

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

Yes some people here think most of the world cannot seek health treatment without paying a bribe to a doctor/company.

My brother in Christ I literally can’t get healthcare in the United States unless I pay for health insurance.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

One thing some liberal Americans like to do to their fellow struggling Americans, for absolutely no reason except the fact that they’re evil, is to claim they’re just making it up.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

Our taxes are funding a genocide, funding multiple regional conflicts, and financing over 800 military bases, as well as being allocated for petty political investigations, settlements for victims of police brutality and wrongful incarcerations. We can afford basic necessities.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

The United States will never guarantee your basic needs, labor rights, healthcare, housing, but the country that’s built on top of its ashes will.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

The United States, a country lacking substantial safety nets and basic government services for the poor and working class, is not the sole nation in the world with access to television, healthcare, and houses made of stable materials.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

No, you should not have to have a second job. Absolutely no one should ever have to work multiple jobs. That was actually never supposed to be normalized you gullible idiot

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

If you live in the United States, here’s a fun fact: People in other countries much poorer than you have their own homes and free healthcare that no landlord or company can take away. They are eating home cooked meals with their family while we reheat TV dinners between jobs.

[Tfa #1 Optimus Prime Fan @tfa_studios]

The only smart human character in the franchise

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Most pretty women are at home or never born.

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

My time is not worth less than yours. Lol. I’m not spending 10-100 hours (depends on the poster what was recommended) to save you 5 minutes. Especially since no book will tell me a particular persons expectations of cleanliness.

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

The entitlement that has been directed at me has been wild. I’ve been told by multiple people to read many books to learn how to better guess what the neurotypical person wants so they can avoid a simple five minute conversation.

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

I experienced that level of contempt at my request for direct communication from two roommates but I was almost afraid of posting about it because it felt like a niche experience. Surely there can’t be that many people afraid of one five minute convo. Boy was I wrong.

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

I made the mistake of explaining a neurodivergent thing on twitter and saying it can be solved with ONE five minute conversation with a neurotypical person.

THE NEUROTYPICALS ARE INCENSED AND ARE REFUSING TO COMMUNICATE.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

“Why don’t my kids talk to me after graduating?”

[Josie Heart🏳️‍⚧️ @jorsephcorn]

@saltysauerkraut The OG post is probably just kinky banter, but I do think some people get together because of the social pressure to do so and not because they want to

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

do straight couples even like being around each other

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet

[eli (♡) @FLOMlLLI]

Older white woman at work just asked me “Darling, why are you working so hard? They’re not gonna pay you two paychecks.” & I immediately stopped working so hard💀 like I was on a mf mission and she gagged me bad