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Piper just told colby “I like your Cattitude” #gabysdollhouse

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@pawpatrol @RubbleandCrew you have a construction show and you use cement/concrete incorrectly. There is ONE episode where you get it right, then all the other episodes are wrong.

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@rhbeachy Our horse names are: Riley, grassnus, sinesis

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@rhbeachy What’s TIL

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@rhbeachy 😂😂

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My Disney princess loving 3 year old’s favorite song is Crazy Train by @OzzyOsbourne. Make it make sense

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One of the most entertaining parts about having a toddler is watching them try to “stretch” 😂

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Toddler - “i want to do it all by myself but I need help.”

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Motherhood is funny. I will forget how painful contractions and labor was but won’t ever forget the number of ounces of breast milk that has been spilled.

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New favorite game - my 3yo sings one line of a song with incorrect or incoherent words on a mostly off beat tune and we have to guess what it is or she screams

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My toddler calls dandruff, “hair crumbs” and she’s right.

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My three year old honestly thinks her little sister’s middle name is banana. #savannahbanana

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I have so much love for my friend’s babies that when they cry, my milk lets down for them 😅

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I am grateful that no one witnessed me trying to eat this chipotle burrito while driving. #foodeverywhere

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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different outcomes. Definition of parenthood.. doing the same thing over and over again and having a different outcome each time. 🙃🫠

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@rhbeachy It’s called “take out”

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@rhbeachy https://t.co/mSvjAR6leu

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Colby and I were debating whether piper knew what a creamie (soft serve ice cream in Vermont) was.
Piper: "creamies are for when your butt hurts" 😂😂😂

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@rhbeachy Is Maeve an extrovert or an introvert?

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Piper invited her daycare teacher over to our house by enticing her with “we have grapes” 😂😂😂