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[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

exorcist sequel where they try to remove elvis from austin butler’s body

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

me and a can of diet coke

[mere @merestromb]

Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

[i like food @messedupfoods]

when i play the sims 4 on my macbook

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

The Black Eyed Peas in 2003:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

this is my contribution

[Saf⚡️ @Safeerah11]

Boy math is them only replying to 2/5 messages you sent them

[trish @ultragloss]

i love u autumn i love u 68 degrees and sunny i love u big sweater and shorts i love u pumpkin spiced latte

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

the feminine urge to know why

[Griffy @mattressgoblin]

me and my 9pm bowl of cereal https://t.co/hANVVkRgJa

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

reminder that Boy Moms™️ who “unconditionally support” their sons and turn a blind eye to their wrong doing/enable their sons abuse, are just another way that women will uphold the patriarchy despite their best interests.

[diva @coochlikegirls]

That’s literally him

[kemi @kemimarie]

this is next level shade i don’t even think it’s called shade. this is like in person subtweeting on a massive scale

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

This feels especially sinister because Bradley Cooper’s nose is already the same shape and size, if not slightly larger, than Leonard Bernstein’s was.