momxious

Mom of a 5yo boy who's just too good to be true.
Uneasy with hoomans.
Fighting ignorance an idiot at a time.
And yes, a bit dramatic.

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I was down a rabbit hole.
Deep deep down.

Am I back? Not sure.
Am I okay? Not sure.
Am I improving? Not sure.
Am I confident? Not sure.
Am I asking for help? Not sure.
Am I happy with people offering help? Not sure.
Am I doubting myself? Always.

[momxious @vale_fache]

We changed the couch and this time I didn't want to keep it covered, so I asked my 5yo: "Can you be careful with chocolate so that I can leave it uncovered?"

5yo: "Mom, have you seen the mess I made with breakfast? Do me a favour and leave it covered."

#ok #thanks #honest

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@CanalFJPLAY @HGRqu0I6YgtfHCa I sent you a friendship request, but do you think we can really exchange pokemon from so far? I doubt it. I'm Tommasomimikyu

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@lani_fieldsxo @Millenial_Dads @dadthatwrites @sandieganmommy @Sasparks47 @GypsyMegan6 @Baby_Boardroom @TweatingForTwo @TootSuitRiot @Mamabearof2Girl @5KidsandaBunny @PedersenAhmed @dad_on_my_feet @daddydoubts @Steph_A_Nanny @thatextramomm @xTiffVicious

[momxious @vale_fache]

5yo: "Mom, just a minute!"
Me: "It's bedtime and it's late!"
5yo: "But I want to go out and sing to the stars!"
Me: "Oh, okay. I'll come with you."

And he did sing nonsense to the stars.

It was so pure.

#parenting #romantic #pure #gibberish

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Mom, can you please slow down?

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@hermosto I added you! I'm Tommasomimikyu! 😊

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@OhThatMomGlow I'd surely tell myself to care for myself. To exercise, to eat well, to not get fat and surely to take time for myself. I need it and I deserve it.

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@anxiouscougar I love you. Ahhahaha

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5yo: "Mom, how was your day?"

Me: "Oh sweetie, I had a very busy day. I made phone calls, I wrote e-mails, I sold bags and shoes... A relaly busy day. And now tell me, what did you do today?"

5yo, seriously: "I sweated. A lot."

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@MrsTyler78 This is one of the worst things I ever heard (read).
A big hug, you did a great job, honey!

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@ThisNurseK Oh, I didn't know! How are you feeling? Is the pain just physical or also mental?
A big, warm hug for you.

Hope you get well soon.

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@Frazzled_Mumma Just imagining it, i shiver in horror.

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@Frazzled_Mumma These are the best moments. It was hard to not laugh.

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Me: "Are you happy to go on school trip to the African Museum today?"

5yo, perplexed: "Uhm... But mum... Isn't it too far?"

Me: "Well... Are you aware that you're not going to Africa but just in a museum downtown?"

5yo: "Thanks God! Yep, that sounds better!"

#momlife

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This is us.

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@IAmStillChris @DadofDripsticks @DaddyPoppinsBlg @ParentBear @OMGitsagirl2015 @moderndadpages Oh, it was about people being rude.

So, I went rude to teach them to not be rude.

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@IAmStillChris @DadofDripsticks @DaddyPoppinsBlg @ParentBear @OMGitsagirl2015 @moderndadpages I had three verbal fights with strangers this week.

And it's just Wednesday.

Today I took Xanax.

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5yo whispering in the darkness: "Mom, I'm scared!"

"Of what?"

"Of bad dreams."

"Me too, last night I had a bad dream and I woke up all shaken. You know what? Fill your head with the things you love most, like robots, chocolate and such. There'll be no space for bad stuff."

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People: "Just be yourself!"

People: "No, wait... Not like that!".

#fuckyou