valerie

“me interesa todo en general y nada en particular.”
“i think i get more excited about well-done representations of life than life itself.”

[valerie @valeherie]

q fuerte tener q decir q no me gustó una recomendación... 😔

[valerie @valeherie]

cómo va a poder más una sra de 65 años que yo en la flor de mi juventud 😔

[valerie @valeherie]

primer día de gimnasio
voy a renunciar

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

when what’s wrong asks you what’s wrong

[⭑ @strawbrrykxss]

todo es una señal para mi porque estoy loca

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

*misreads the vibe and obsesses over you*

[uu @um33m3]

idk idc idgaf #ImLyingIDoCare #ALotActually #MoreThanIWantTo

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

[fentamilo @fentamiloo]

es mi brote psicótico y yo elijo que tuitear

[celeste @glassinth3park]

me gusta mucho el dicho se juntaron el hambre y las ganas de comer top 1 dichos

[swan! #NOTMYROGUE @swanourii]

when i’m watching the xmen reboot in 2028 and RDJ reveals himself as magneto

[valerie @valeherie]

hit where it hurts where you know you can reach me

[valerie @valeherie]

cuándo es el día q me van a regalar flores

[mo @mo616__]

life rn

[valerie @valeherie]

wish that we both had the same set of evidence

[мαтт @chamattleao]

procedimento estéticos que eu faria:

1- eutanásia
2- coma induzido
3- lobotomia

[valerie @valeherie]

!

[bubbles @fringedgal]

I like my men respectfully dominant with a side of submissive whimpering

[bubbles @fringedgal]

I like my men respectfully dominant with a side of submissive whimpering