thottie

a crab runs this goon

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

the rhinoplasty demons will never get me

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

@jupitenusian me too lol

[Jasmine @_jasminepetrou]

Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11

[steven @mynounswentpro]

we had to put down my dog last year because he kept misusing aave

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

im irritated

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

@jupitenusian I got my rabies shots after a bat bit me babygirl 😏

[siel @spearthehedge]

how long after sex is it okay to put on a knight of the seven kingdoms

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

things are gonna get so good for me when I start eating fruit regularly about 5 years from now

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

some of the worst people I know have 5+ relationships/situationships a year and some of the best have never been in one so idk girl who cares

[spooky pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

this girl has turned a slightly clogged pore invisible to the naked eye into a bleeding wound for an AMAZING reason!

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

What the fuck is “fashion is art” why not just make the theme “dick is cock”

[cle’hoe @baldingclit]

he pulled my panties to the side & some of his pc parts fell out

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

I'm so proud to own postpartum spongebob

[tortoisequeef @tortoisequeef]

vent art.

[bran @slugopolis]

women's assholes are for pooping!!! they cannot be used for sex!! unlike the male asshole which is more akin to a cloaca

[adriana arina @hotgirl420_]

When I was 13 I wanted to kill myself because I wasn't thick as fuck

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

@prosefaerie I have this version!! they are thin but I've never ripped a page and they're super easy to carry around, the only downside is when I read them in public people always think I'm reading the bible

[thottie @valentinacaroo]

@jupitenusian im in a soft boiled egg time of my life right now