Valentina Mia

...as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

[Milo Ventimiglia @MiloVentimiglia]

Dear @MorningStrFarms, could you please bring back the veggie #Riblet? I know a couple million vegetarians (as well as myself) who would be grateful if you did. Lemme know how I can help. MV

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

“One of my legs is up my own ass.” @Juicebox775

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

There is so much love happening at Craft right now. 💔

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

Chris just referred to big fake boobs as "trash cans." Currently dead. 🗑🗑

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

"I'm Collin, I'm a monster!" @collinstheworst

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

"The customers don't like it when you give too much head!" Haven't done a Gma quote in a while... she thinks she's hilarious.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

For my birthday, @NikkiStixx brought her friend Nic Cage to be in Austin with us. 😻

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

@xfridayx I really hope that was a quote from Heavyweights! 😻

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

Of course the first time we have an awful uber experience is when we're trying to get to the airport. #😡

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

"I have the memory of a...rrrrhino!" It's the Bagg's birthday and great things are happening.

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

"I would love a dick you could fall asleep on." #whitegirlrose

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

50 minute Uber right with nothing but our thoughts and silence. So fun.

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

Apparently cinnamon is highly flammable... I know that now.

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

When good things happen on Game of Thrones, it can only mean awful, terrible things are coming...but I'm just so happy!! 😻

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

I don't know why, but there's something hilarious about old people saying the word barf.

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

We were the youngest then ,and we might definitely still be the youngest now!!! #satellite #lovemakersforever

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

I have walk of shame nails.

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

After 5 1/2 hours at the airport, we finally made it on a plane! The plane made it all the way to the runway..& then turned around.#notmyday

[Valentina Mia @valentinamia]

Getting the tang bang shakes at work is really fun, you guys! #zackisold