Paris Preeeerb

highly motivated to do nothing 🍿 creator of @BoetBot 🇿🇦

[Paris Preeeerb @ValentineMick]

@British_Airways why don’t you let arm rests go up anymore?

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You’re telling me the commentator didn’t know what he was doing here? 🍆 #MCILIV

[V&A @V_and_A]

The toast of the town 🥖

How did Picasso become one of the most successful artists of all time despite having bread as fingers?

📸-Les pains de Picasso, Robert Droidneau

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@coopuk found a tool part in our chicken

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@City_Chief lol lukaku's pr team is at least world class for securing these deals

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@koningwoning @adliterate @MosheIsaacian @Whatleydude Think it’s Barbie, mate. 🩷💅 pink everything.

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@British_Airways And you can reimburse me

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@British_Airways your app hd been broken for days. Massive stress. Massive financial implications. Why does OR Thambo not have a service desk ffs? Check-in desks only answer is to phone UK BA HQ and wait on hold for 3 hours. A british original joke?

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@British_Airways Getter better service.
- no local contact
- 1.5hr wait times for unnecessary international calls
- broken app
- terrible/unhelpful check-in desk assistant

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@mlety80 @British_Airways Your app’s failure has caused me to miss a flight and now is not displaying my upcoming new flight that I had to pay again for. Get it together BA!

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Some amazing people at @_justadrop_ , @Twitter & @VCCP have brought the long walk for soma many to get water to the twitter thread below. Please have a scroll, like where you leave off, share & donate if you can - thanks!💧

[Just a Drop @Just_a_Drop]

I’m Ann and I have no choice but to walk 9km every single day, just to collect water.

How far can you get on my #WalktotheWell?

Scroll through the [thread] below now and ❤️ the tweet you reach to find out the distance you’ve walked.

#WorldWaterDay

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@Mr_Ceyram @UtdPlug 😂

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano Eat a dick, piers

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Being an adult is saving some chocolate for later

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@Keanna_Theo Woah

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Bro! Graham Potter drops his long term parter for a hotter woman right at the start of couch season 😂

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Don’t be fooled. Reckon Haaland still bags points in FPL this weekend

[SPORF @Sporf]

This weekend’s @PremierLeague fixtures are set to be postponed following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II as reported @MikeKeegan_DM! 🚨

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@monzo I have other ways

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Nice touch @EuropaLeague for giving Ray Charles a go on VAR tonight #MUNRSO

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I felt this

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck