Valerie Cooper

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Because this tweet alone is worth a Twitter comeback. https://t.co/Zpea5jRCEk

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS.

You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Who will I take to Nicaragua if I win this sweepstakes? #PitayaParadiseEntry @JambaJuice @PitayaPlus @AquaNicaragua https://t.co/Mrt3a8yLsa

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

I've come to realize Twitter is a true friend who listens when no one else will text me back.

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

So I'm watching the Aloha movie and it's just way too much beauty for my eyes to handle. #BradleyCooper #EmmaStone #RachelMcAdams #WTF

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

"If we can't look up and see celestial purity or promise, we are finished." #Aloha

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

I think I might start tweeting again. Thank the beer being consumed at 4:15 in the afternoon. #ThanksBeer Also, Bill Murray.

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Almost emailed a client saying "That's tit" instead of "That's it." Kinda wish I did. #Friday #OverIt #OverTit

[Marla Sokoloff @marlasok]

You know how one day you're a glowing pregnant lady and then the next day you're old and haggard? #thatsme

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Our baby is here. Our hearts are full. 💙 Russell Fox Cooper | 10.30.14 | 8 lbs, 20 inches http://t.co/1C0VpDu0fs

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Well, I just kicked off my maternity leave with a castor oil cocktail. 🍹 #OperationGetThisBabyOut #NaturalInduction #TodaysTheDay

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Going on 3 days past the due date... Natural induction methods are in full force.

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Mitch said to me, "Our baby will be here soon, and then I'll be your SECOND favorite. And YOU'LL be MY second favorite." ❤️

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

My parents went on vacation to Hawaii and during airport security check, they found a bag of rice in her luggage. I mean... #FilipinosMoms 😂

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

No one likes working on Friday. Why is it even a work day? I'm going to start a petition. Might add Monday to it too. #WhosWithMe?

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

My office is having a karaoke event right now and the first singer just busted out with Bette Midler. Oh god.

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Forget Beyonce. Everyone knows Nina is the queen. #NinaSimone #SeeLineWoman https://t.co/CdA6AZeeFQ

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

I'm like 28 months pregnant and still think things like, "Aww, I want another puppy." #TotallyRational

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

@eizelle Very true!!! Haha!

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

Seriously SO tired of eating almonds. #TryingToBeHealthy #SomeoneBringMeCarrotCake

[Valerie Cooper @ValerieLCooper]

My 3 year old nephew says the funniest things... i.e. "Sometimes I call God "Goddie".'