Valerie Rodden

Sharing the absurd words of my father and other, undoubtedly, less intriguing insights.

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

I follow people across the political spectrum but my feed and views definitely skew to the left.

So someone explain why my “for you” feed is filled with right wing propaganda? This is nuts.

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@laurgrc190 Had a convo with 2 teen Brits on the Queens 75th jubilee and they tell me “We can’t wait for the Queen to die. We’ve been told we’ll all get 2 weeks off school.”

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@laurgrc190 Your giggles make this 😅

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@GlennonDoyle I know you’re already doing this but my new plan is to STOP HAVING SEX WITH MEN. That will show them.

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

In ATX we’re well equipped to implement this. Bats > cars

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

When you run out of NBA games but don’t feel like leaving the couch… #NHLPlayoffs

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@Noahpinion Seven Psychopaths

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

This is so real. Mean is definitely the sexy “average” metric. Median values do not get the attention they deserve 😂

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

FINALLY. Your gif game gets the credit it deserves — “@marthagimbel, known for her liberal use of “Fire Elmo” gifs during the past year’s calamities.”

[Jed Kolko @JedKolko]

#EconTwitter makes it to the Oval

Featuring @marthagimbel @econjared46 @hboushey46 @ernietedeschi @gbenga_ajilore @ModeledBehavior @Claudia_Sahm @Brad_Setser @janellecj @EvermoreMichele @IrvingSwisher @TonyFratto!

https://t.co/Pw4bzxCIoY

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Very funny and scary at the same time! Talk about #GrampaJuice! The old man can jump!! 🤣

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@lauragrc19 The world needs more of this!!! If you’re not failing at something in life, you’re probably not taking enough risk. You go girl!!!

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@Cerenz

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@marthagimbel @LeemourSeymour Congratulations Martha!! So happy for you.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

It’s hard to differentiate onion articles from the mainstream media

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The pandemic has forced women to rethink their retail routines this fall. Six shoppers detail their fashion spending this season compared to past years, and what clothes and accessories are worth buying right now. https://t.co/U0fHZ5PlQB

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@Cerenz @pennsylvaniabob @unechansondouce The good old days

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@Wu_Tang_Finance this kid knows what’s up

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@Cerenz @stephenethom Yessss and that’s exactly what we need and deserve right now. Pandemics are not a time for serious television viewing

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

You all deserve a market crash

[Valerie Rodden @valerierodden]

@laurenduca Bill Gates has used his wealth to enact more positive change in this world than any government body. His wealth has helped build wells where people have no access to water, fund research for viable solutions to combat climate change and eliminate disease around the world.