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[val @valeriesimonee]

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[roxy demento @falseroxy]

thinking about this post a lot today because... who the fuck is jelly roll

[kinoposting @Kino_Posting]

Running the sportsball gimmick is making yourself lose out on the biggest coworker talk cheatcode

[eve @csiirac]

THEY SHOULD INVENT ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. LITERALLY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[val @valeriesimonee]

follow my tumblr @/z4chstone for more or less the same content. unless you are a relative of mine in which case please don’t

[val @valeriesimonee]

MY PRIV ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON :(( BESTIES I PROMISE I DID NOT BLOCK OR UNFOLLOW U ON THERE IM JUST IN TWITTER JAIL

[val @valeriesimonee]

MY PRIV ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON :(( BESTIES I PROMISE I DID NOT BLOCK OR UNFOLLOW U ON THERE IM JUST IN TWITTER JAIL

[val @valeriesimonee]

MY PRIV ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON :(( BESTIES I PROMISE I DID NOT BLOCK OR UNFOLLOW U ON THERE IM JUST IN TWITTER JAIL

[val @valeriesimonee]

be more chill is still my favorite musical in the world and probably will always be. in fact i would argue that i’m even more galaxy brained about loving it at age 22 tbh. shoutout to joe iconis for real

[val @valeriesimonee]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[jq jormp-jomp @jqriley]

I AM AT THE FUNCTION

[val @valeriesimonee]

one of my best tweets if i do say so myself

[val @valeriesimonee]

regular show is so fucking funny. oh no pops drank too much milk and now he’s stuck in the milk dimension ah shit how are we gonna get him out guys

[val @valeriesimonee]

@tvoffs ANGEL! U ARE LITERALLY PERFECT!!!!

[val @valeriesimonee]

I am selling 1 verified ticket for Halsey: For My Last Trick on February 21st, 2025 at PNC Bank Arts Center, Holmdel via Ticketmaster. Interested? https://t.co/7AIrw3sh6N

[val @valeriesimonee]

the worst part is i watched encanto around the time when it first came out and i DIDN’T notice that she was holding a plate of corn in that scene

[jq jormp-jomp @jqriley]

FRONT ROW @teeth_nyc LAST PREVIEW WITH THE BESTIE LETS GOOOOOOO

[val @valeriesimonee]

why review something at all if you won’t even make an effort to understand the context it was made in? a woman can experience the worst trauma of her life and some man will always argue that she’s “doing too much”.

[evan @porcelalina]

saying she has main character syndrome for thinking she was gonna die of cancer is weird as HELLLLL

[nath ✮ @ruinmyplans]

she just took a few sentences from the review and twisted them into a totally different statement, which is the same thing they did reviewing the album, she’s actually messing with them in the smartest way possible you’ve gotta love it