Valer

Valer or Lance: I'm not deleting this account but I'm mostly on bsky now.
witchsona icon commissioned from @vaenili & header is a picture of ME

[Valer @valerlance]

catch me getting defensive of objectively boring female characters in video games because...not their fault someone wrote them bad and I want gamers to be nicer to girls

[pratham @prath4m]

if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk

[Valer @valerlance]

@WasNova1 shit! fuck! you got me

[Valer @valerlance]

Rook...

[Valer @valerlance]

I think my Rook is maybe the coolest one ever? Just sayin

[Valer @valerlance]

@DarkAkri Keep your Steam wishlist up to date. Most of it will be in a reasonable range

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

writing routine?? i thought we were all just letting out a little scream and then typing as fast as we can before the walls close in

[Valer @valerlance]

@maia_mcc it was just me and an energy drink called Nos the other night

[Valer @valerlance]

homework soda... save me.. homework soda........ save me homework soda

[Brent Misael 🖤 @_GooeyGUI_]

bro my gynecologist just blew up the the freaking chantry

[Valer @valerlance]

update: either it got away or Motley finally swallowed it. it's gone

[Valer @valerlance]

Oh no 😱 I pointed out a bug to the kittens and now theyre doing war crimes to it

[Valer @valerlance]

actively trying to distract them but a mere ribbon toy is nothing in comparison to a live pill bug victim

[Valer @valerlance]

when I have too much coffee? it should wake my friends up.. I need their attention now! now now! now!!

[Valer @valerlance]

I recommend PsychOdyssey on yt SO HIGHLY! Watch this docuseries and cry about how miraculous any video game ever being released is!!!

[Valer @valerlance]

I promise I pay attention I just don't retain

[Valer @valerlance]

And I wouldn't dream of judging you! But I am using it to build a more perfect picture of you as a multifaceted being in my mind.

[Valer @valerlance]

If I visit you and it seems like I'm taking a long time showering, don't worry. I'm just reading the back of every bottle in there.

[Valer @valerlance]

I see your eczema soap, your discreet vagina cleanser, your rusty razor you haven't replaced, your rosemary lice-prevention shampoo, your "eco-friendly" shampoo that comes in a nonrefillable plastic bottle.

[Valer @valerlance]

espresso makin me espressy myself