eli ever variant ✮

he/she | ✴︎ we could be heroes

[T✍️🏾 @bluemyths]

how does he make his eyes so huge and deerlike

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@gaymerbatman deadass

[rai @evameath]

what if i got into college and meet no lesbians....

[𝗰𝗼𝘆𝗮 @bifreakuki]

will graham’s most deadly weapons: his puppy eyes and his fat ass

[sayuri 🪷 @aki_ko_namu]

never getting over Mads Mikkelsen reading a script about tragic orphanhood and deep trauma, and thinking his best acting choice for that scene was to shamelessly stare at Hugh Dancy’s ass 💀

[kutesi @kutesiii]

england is always 21 or 31 degrees why cant it be 25

[Vienna Starlight Boom @emoviolence3]

presumably

[🐾 @bl33dingal3x]

why is every british person i meet live in london. does every single british person except me live in london 😢😢😢

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

suicidal ideation is crazy cause why am i eating a breakfast english muffin and thinking about blowing my shit smoove off. like nothing bad is even happening

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@devilmonstrr i would genuinely cry 🫩

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

its why i'm scared to write fanfic now kinda, i don't want to be accused of using ai because of my writing 😞

[Damien @devilmonstrr]

@citroncynique Horrible day for people that enjoy speaking like they're in an episode of Hannibal or Interview with the Vampire

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@villainstrio genuine loser behaviour, lmao

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

i am genuinely so sick of this bullshit

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

???????????????

[Eddy @csquaredEddy]

How the fuck do you criminalise asexuality

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@goroak3chi op is fine with gay men tho.... yet they insist we are more accepted, like be so fucking serious

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

???????????????

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@villainstrio its mostly him replying to lesbians calling them bisexual and spewing bullshit and then people arguing with him💀💀💀

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@goroak3chi i'm genuinely so sick of all the weird shit they say about us dude 🫩🫩🫩🫩 fym we don't exist, tf?????

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

@villainstrio 🤬

[eli ever variant ✮ @valessaint]

victor vale