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[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Friendly reminder that men murder their families once every 5 days. The last time a woman was on trial for similar charges was 22 years ago. That’s why men are projecting so hard.

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Me sitting and doing nothing because I have too many things to do

[Somehow I Manage @jewelandjems]

No amount of PTO can fix this. I just need a new environment

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

Me after realising that work problems aren’t my problem

[dr. floww @__Floww]

her husband did that shit.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Men are natural leaders” babe they can’t even schedule a doctors appointment

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[jynx @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[bella 🕸️ @gamblefoldd]

this match is boooring when do Haaland and Bellingham come on the pitch and make out

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in