Val Hal

non-practicing intellectual

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

[z- Missouri Mike @Missouri_Mike13]

Imagine showing this to someone 5 years ago.

[spor @sporadica]

y’all are getting, like, really gay about this now

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading war plans on twitter

[Val Hal @valhal89]

“WhAt wOuLd OuR FoUnDiNg FaThEr’S tHiNk?????????”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!"
–President Donald J. Trump

[Val Hal @valhal89]

Genuine question here because I’ve been under the assumption I may no longer have access to the SSRI I’m prescribed. This executive order is pertaining to children and children only, no?

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@richie_farley1 @ComeTakeIt187 I’m the one talking like an NPC with filler gifs and someone else called you a fucking crybaby. X makes that so clear for you. I don’t feel like explaining anything to someone who doesn’t understand basic UI features on the platform they choose to complain on. Good luck tonight!

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@BigCarsonRocks

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@WestTexasMarine

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@ZPSteelers2

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@CollegeFBonX

[Val Hal @valhal89]

@TheThomasDeLaus

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The Secretary of Defense this country deserves:

[DJ Jazzy Juris Doctor 2.0 @ChiefsfanCHI23]

Breaking:

Donald Trump announced his Secretary of the Treasury.

[oldrowmizzou @oldrowmizzou]

DREW PYNE GOING DEEP FOR BURDEN

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

Another Alabama touchdown

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he would be suuuuch a good real housewife