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inspired by spite and fueled by coffee— i like murder, long walks on the beach with bae, and singing to my cat.

[TitsMcGee @blueeyedcatgal]

@thedailybeast Elderly man with dementia escapes and wanders into wedding reception....

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@TheEmSchulz Gotta collect them all~

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

And your best is fucking awesome. I’d kill for your ashtray. Keep it up. 😘

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@waxmittert I’m doing my best.

[awhekate 🦇 @awhekate]

I started reading a book in January and like, I was enjoying it but I haven't been able to continue it because every time I try to sit down to read I just feel like this:

[charisma carpenter @AllCharisma]

My truth.
#IStandWithRayFisher

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@alexsteed Ye olde shipworms, confusing cadaver dogs since before time. (Also an edible delicacy if you’re into snake-like bivalves)

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@alexsteed You’re asking the real questions. Came for the dicks, stayed for the gameplay.

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

One of our esteemed biology teachers was posting on her Facebook about her mass of ramen noodles to carry her through virtual teaching. The ramen is real.

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

I’m so stoked that I have an opportunity to rejoin the flight team of @pilotlites. May the podcasting commence!

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@alexsteed It really is surreal. I’ve done the same recently and it’s as though we’ve pierced the veil into some twisted alt reality.

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

Fuck.

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

😂

[Charlene Doe 🇺🇸 @charlendoe]

@realDonaldTrump

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@autostraddle I know what I’m writing about later~

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@Leslie_H20 @AOC A COURT is meant to be a system to uphold balance and law without bias. WITHOUT BIAS.

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

That moment where air frying fish sticks becomes your self care act of the day.

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

lol at the white supremacist who tried to doxx me (for being a “radical activist” by writing a complaint about me to my workplace. I manage the account that he wrote into. We’re a pro-BLM, anti-racist organization. Nice try dude.

[Zach Blanchard @ZachBlanchard]

#BREAKING: Lawsuit with Maine, Pennsylvania, D.C., Mass. & North Carolina against Trump Administration over @USPS and #MailInVoting has been filed in federal court. #NEWSCENTERmaine

[r. p. h @valhellyah]

@ValkenPUNCH AND it’s rooted in white colonialism, yay!