Valhufen™

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[Valhufen™ @valhufen]

How to tell the difference between the #OmicronVariant🦠 and #HavaadhuleeBiss🥟
By Hussain Handshower
30.11.2021
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[Mohamed Aruham #boleh @aruhamm]

mvproblems: turn everyday city issues into action. Report potholes, trash, broken lights and more. Login with X, become the hero of your island or city, and share reports directly to X or your Instagram story!
https://t.co/7vJjkgs1zL

[Valhufen™ @valhufen]

But does she know that?

[sun.mv @sunbrk]

Aishwarya vari kuran noolhey kamah Abhishek bunefi https://t.co/PxadulWq3e

[Valhufen™ @valhufen]

His name is fartey

[Mihaaru @Mihaarunews]

16 އަހަރަށްފަހު ފާއްޓޭ އެނބުރިއައުން ގޯލަކާ އެކު!
https://t.co/pr4ZKOg8KA

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

30 years ago today, over 8,000 Bosnian Muslim men and boys were massacred. At least 30,000 Muslim women were rapēd.

On this day Remember Srebenica Genocide - Lest we forget the massacre of Srebrenica on the 11th July 1995 under the surveillance of UN. 1/n

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Kids today will never know how hard this symbol goes.

[Hassan Kurusee @HKurusee]

إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ

ނޫޝިންގެ ފާފަފުއްސަވާ ސުވަރުގޭގެ މަތިވެރި ނިއުމަތް މިންވަރުކުރައްވާށި. އާމީން.

ދޮގުހަބަރު ފަތުރާ މީހުން އެދަނީ ނޫޝިން ނިޔާވުމުންވެސް ހަމަ އެދޮގު ތަކުރާރު ކުރަމުން. MDN ރިޕޯޓު ލިޔުނީ 2015، ގައި، ޕަބްލިޝްކުރީ 2016 ގައި. ނޫޝިން MDN ގެ އެއްވެސް މަގާމަކަށް އައީވެސް އޭގެ 2 އަހަރު ފަހުން 2018 ވަނަ އަހަރު. މިހުރިހާ ތަފްސީލެއް މިހާރުވެސް ޔޫތް މިނިސްޓްރީއިން ފެންނަން ހުންނާނެ. މީހެއްގެ ބޮލުގައި ދޮގު ބަދުނާމު އަޅުވާ، އެމީހާ ނިޔާވުމުންވެސް ހަމަ އެ ދޮގު ތަކުރާރުކުރާނީ ވަރަށް އީމާންތެރިކަން ކުޑަ މީހުން، ވަރަށް ދީންވެރިކަން ކުޑަ، ލަދުހަޔާތްކުޑަ މީހުން. ނުކުރާ ކަންކަން މީހުންގެ ބޮލުގަ އެޅުވުމަކީ ވަރަށް ދަށުދަރަޖައިގެ ކަމެއް. MDN ގެ އެއްވެސް ރިޕޯޓެއް ލިޔުމުގައިވެސް، ޝާއިރުކުރުމުގައިވެސް ނޫޝީންގެ ބައިވެރިވުމެއް ނެތްކަން ޝައްކެތްނެތްމިންވަރަކަށް ސާބިތުވޭ.

ނޫޝީން މިއަދު ދުނިޔޭގައި ނެތްއިރު، މިވާހަކަތައް ސާފުކޮށްދިނުމަކީ ދިރިތިބީންގެ މައްޗަށް ވާޖިބެއް.

[Baivaru Meehun @rajjeRice]

🚨 BOYCOTT CHOKLET (1/3)

The well known Choklet shops all around Male and now in Hulhumale is operated by Masodi drug cartel.

Ridiculously cheap and always running on promotional sales, mostly buy 3 for 500/-, get anything for 100/- store wide. This has been there most reliable way of laundering the dirty hakuru cash.

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Great 2 state solution.

[Faris @farishussain]

For clarity: This was in 2019

[Faris @farishussain]

I'm not surprised. Kuda henveiru gangsters who did an armed robbery, injuring our staff and stealing millions were allowed to get away with nothing, even after being caught with the stolen cash & cheques.

They bribed the judge, threatened eyewitnesses and even admitted off the record that they did the crime. They operate with complete impunity.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

love your good boys while you can

[Valhufen™ @valhufen]

@aaaaaidh It's easier to steal and move money around if the company was a state owned enterprise rather than a public company.

[venus 🇵🇸 @rednymphs]

Gaza had a seaside restaurant named after Maldives and Maldives couldn’t even ban the Israeli passports? Pathetic.

[Asha_Hussain_ @asha_hussain_]

Dear Mr. @0xZihan,
We at @FS_Community_ need funding to do actual research on the causes and prevalence of infertility in the Maldives. I would be honoured to consult a session for men like you on what we have observed from our programmes and advocacy the past 3 years! 😊🙏🏽

[Wizard_bisan1 @wizardbisan]

I love my hair so much! I love the gorgeous curls on my head but I couldn't keep them! Today I cut a lot of my hair because it was damaged due to the lack of clean water and hair care products that I could not carry from my beautiful room!
One day, I will definitely get it back!

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

A woman showers Iceland's Foreign Minister with red powder in protest of the continuing diplomatic relations with the Israeli occupation despite the Israeli genocide in Gaza.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

@SecBlinken That’s like a serial rapist joining the anniversary of rape victim organizations?

[Ibrahim Maahil Mohamed @MaahilMohamed]

This is not how you write fact-checks.

To write a fact-check, you include evidence & validate your point to the audience.

Evidence: documents/images/comments by an authoritative source.

Corraboration is key here.

An unnamed source’s denial of the claim is not sufficient.

[Faris @farishussain]

Dhauvaa ekanyeh noon muhimmee. Muhimmee rajjeyga commercial residential developers regulate kurun. Raajjeygai commercially vikkey evves residential unit eh vikken vaanee dhaulathuge belumuge dhashugaivaa portal akun register kurevigen, yeah fahu dhaulathun kanda alhaa khaassa trustee office thakeggai, vikkaafaraathaa Ganna faraathaa (nuvatha mandhoobun) haazirukoh, faisa noonee cheque badhalu kurevigen.

Mi dhaairaage muaamalaaiy hingey nizaamah muhimmu badhaluthakeh gennan jehey.

Tagging @muththo because I don't know if Dr. Haidar has an X account.

[Girl Interrupted 🍉 @thathu182]

Look at those tacky bags...shows you can't buy class.