big sord

specialist in heavy metal and hard sums. brave warrior petal. pretty good queer

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Asked a guy on the apps to stop calling me "Sir" and he started calling me "Darling"

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@pjsrobertson @dotjjpg I am Fartacus!

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The sequel, NO2feratu, had a very different vibe

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Dreamed I saw Prince live and he was wearing a little Royal Mail uniform

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Comfortable

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@GRIZFROST @nickhexum311 BOLT THROWER

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@VVolvenDaughter Triumphant Embrace of my Moonlit Wank Spanners

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@en_cohen A Rick Astley song came on the radio, the one that people rickroll each other with.

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@AvantiWestCoast I was on the Glasgow - Euston train on 31/05 which terminated early at Bushey. Had to complete journey at own expense by taxi and tube, substantially delayed. Unsure whether to apply for delay repay or refund, could you clarify? thx

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Scottish child labour, call that the weans of production

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John Cage's 4'33" - perfect, no notes

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I love listening to the most horrifying death metal for 8 hours and then going to the piano and playing Bach

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"I have the par!" - Northern Irish He-Man

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@18slashes It has swarm of bees energy

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I was born in the German town of Bad Onkerdonk

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@thiccolass Hawt!

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Offered a Discogs buyer a discount for a small mark on the sleeve of the record I sold them. Reply: "why didn't you notice it." Considering saying that as I was grading my vision was obscured by tears after my wife left me for her muscular Serbian personal trainer

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"The Metamorphosis" was actually about morning wood

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@singingbirth The horn went AWOOGA HUMINA HUMINA BOIOIOINGGG

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@PeterPolites Call it gaykeeping