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Jawnstein

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What’s a vacation?

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Yo English Muffins, don’t sleep on em

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Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird to wish your significant other happy birthday via social media and do a complete post in honor of them? Why don’t you just tell them to their face, they’re sitting right there.

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Digging this deletion spree

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Glad I got out of LA retard city

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@cvspharmacy damn cvs, you hire some really brain dead kids to “work” at your store. Wow

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I love Reddit because you find out some people have the same brain wave traits as you. You’re truly not alone in this world.

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Tik tok is wild. Did I really get 300+ views in 5 mins? Follow phillyrealestate215

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It’s great not having a car payment

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Every few months I get a shit ton friend requests out of the blue all at once. Weird. Why?

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@JebraFaushay Elon needs to hurry up with planet #2

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The TikTok meltdown is awesome to watch! Keep it going, do instagram next

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@johnnymaga What a fucking scumbag

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Dear algorithm, please stop showing only fans girls clickbait. Boring cesspool loop of shit. Please replace it with science, history, and/or 6-8packs. Also cool art and animal videos a plus.

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I dont know most of the people that wished me happy birthday

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People really rent designer bags for $200 a month???

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@MericaCulture @charliekirk11 It’s the 80s

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I’m gonna get a lot of shit for this, but United healthcare approved my knee surgery and I didn’t have to pay a dime

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“We need to meet up soon”
No we don’t

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When the fuck did it start taking one week to vote. Covid excuse for disfunction.