Valine Punamia

Hilariously Hurtful :) Social Media Manager l Content writer l Makeup Artist

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Unpopular opinion: Nobody is scared of marriage. Everyone is scared of marrying the wrong person.

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Nothing like the cold breezy after rain car ride with windows open ✨

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Wfh during Diwali ki safai 🤓

#officememe #corporatememe

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Nothing worth comes easy 🕊

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Rahat Fateh Ali Khan Sanu ek pal chain na ave >>>>>>>>>

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At a stage in my life where I just want to get engaged/married so that i can have a viral piece of content 🥲
#lifeofaninfluencer

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Yaar ghumne jaana hai

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Finding New Friends
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I asked my friend ‘why do people still stereotype bad drivers to females even in 2022?’ to which he asked ‘what’s the first gender that comes to your mind when you hear the word Rapist?’ Damnnnn we all hypocrites.

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One of my relatives started boasting about her to-be daughter-in-law’s salary in front of me. Normally I would’ve felt bad and jealous but seeing her taking pride in her working daughter-in-law just got me like ‘yassss aunty, we both proud of her’

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Girls spend half their lives commenting “price please” on instagram shopping pages, and then crying with their bffs reading the prices.

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Ask a guy in arrange marriage if he prefers a housewife or a working woman and hear him say ‘aesi chahiye to dono sambhal sake’

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Life’s too short to argue with miser clients, just say:

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People following people aged between 23-30 and complaining why everyone’s getting married is like sleeping 6 hours a day and complaining why do you have dark circles.

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Where there is a will, there’s a way. Once you learn this, there’s no space for settling, no giving up, no compromises, no excuses.

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Bitches go from ‘I don’t need anyone’ to ‘can you hug me tight?’ in 0.5 seconds.
I am bitches
bitches is me

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From talking for hours to now less than an-awkwardly-silent-mingles-with-few-words minute, we grew strangers.

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Ladies, you’re not just finding a partner but the future father for your child. Think about that next time before you beg him to stay or settle for less. Your child deserves a better role model.

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Are you sure he’s your Chandler and not a Richard?

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When someone tweets ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ I think they exactly know who needs yo hear that.