♡alerie

めぐまれた。Her aura's a radiant light / Very fly like takin' a flight / On a plane, she's not plain / She's eccentric | @ELZHI

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

“I WANT SNACKS!” — MY TODDLER.

[alex @highlightheaven]

oh my goodness

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Go watch #AManCalledOtto if you want to ugly cry your eyes out. 😭

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Hey dads, if it’s at all possible to take a day off or half-day before a family vacation, just so you can help mom out with the packing and/or caring for the toddler that clings on to her leg 24/7, that would really help out a lot. Thanks! 🫠

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

I wish a day off of work (for my husband) could actually mean.. . a day off of work. 🫠

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

When @Target makes you go back to your car to wait another 45 mins for your drive-up order, even though you can see your order from their drive-up order cart. 🤔

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

People are still out here going to pharmacies, picking up medicine, while being full blown sick.. . but not wearing a mask. 😭

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

A friend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and the first thing that came to mind was “a cordless vacuum cleaner for my car.” 😮‍💨 I’m not the only 38yo wishing for this, right? Right?! #alliwantforchristmas

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

I never knew that moms didn’t get sick days.. . until I became a mom. 🥲

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Both kids are asleep before 8pm. 🥳 What a long day. Time for some self care on the Peloton. 💛

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Took our kiddos to the park and someone walked by us and sneezed 3x into the open air. 🫠

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

If you don’t want to wear a mask because you’re covid-vaccinated, that’s fine. But at least wear a mask because there are still adults out in the world that don’t know how to cough or sneeze into their elbows. 😷 #notyoutryingtogetmesick

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

If anyone comes across @Enfamil Enspire Gentlease baby formula, please let me know. It’s out of stock around me, and it seems to be the only baby formula my almost 3-month old won’t throw up. 😓 #babyformulashortage

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

How long does it take to measure raw meat and put it in a take-out container? @GenKoreanBBQ ? 🤔

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

つかれた。(´ｰ｀)

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

The one time I crave something from @JollibeeUSA, the wait ends up being 45 minutes before I can even order anything. 🥺 #chickenunjoy

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Also, her 4-week puppy boot camp can’t come soon enough. We are literally counting down the days until she gets professional training. The fact that we had to apologize for our puppy barking because she’s excited every morning is soooooooo dumb. 😑

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

I can’t believe there are actual people who complain over puppies barking in backyards as if owners want them to bark on purpose at 6:30am. If you can hear our puppy bark, then you mussst be able to hear us telling her to stfu too. 🙄

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

Have you ever transcribed an interview, only to discover later that you never saved it? 😢 A few hours of work.. . gone. #researcherproblems

[♡alerie @valisstellar]

*Sal singing to Mallory while playing the ukulele* — Husband: That’s enough with the banjo already. 😂 #LoveIsBlind