Valerie

hospital pharmacist, mom of 3, baseball lover.

[Valerie @valjeancox]

@RealFamilyCrete 🤡

[Valerie @valjeancox]

@saniyafatma1278 Is this rage bait!?

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You want to know why so many women thrive after divorce? Because we finally sleep through the night. Because we don’t walk on eggshells. Because no one’s draining our energy and calling it “marriage.”

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Go to that baseball game alone. Treat yourself to that good seat with the perfect view. Make friends with the strangers around you. You won’t regret it. Life is too short to wait for others to do things that will make you happy.

[Valerie @valjeancox]

@Mr_Husky1 Panpake

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

I’ve tasted a relationship, a situationship, and casual dating. I highly recommend travelling.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Today my dad told me he still didn’t understand why my mom divorced him 17 years ago. I didn’t think he was serious, but when I realized he was I told him why.

She was tired of being a married single mother. He was a “stay at home dad” yet she would get home after her hour commute and have to make us dinner, clean the house, & do our bedtime routine. She would also get us ready for the day, even if it made her late to work, while he slept in. All while she paid the bills.

This shocked him.

[The Political HQ @ThePoliticalHQ]

So what happens in November when James Talarico is on pace to beat Ken Paxton and, in a desperate panic, Paxton challenges the same kind of Dallas County ruling and the GOP-controlled Texas Supreme Court pulls the same stunt they pulled tonight?

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I don’t ever want to experience an emotionally unavailable, avoidant, nonchalant, low-effort man that refuses to effectively communicate ever again.

Ever.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

Nowadays, dating is scary. You’re being genuine with someone, & the whole time they’re being strategic with you.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

The worst person you know is walking around with ash on their forehead today.

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

I’m not saying I’m tired of everything… but if a spaceship landed right now, I’d at least hear them out.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

When a woman has been deeply traumatized by men who initially presented themselves as “nice guys,” she may eventually choose not to start over again. Instead, she plans the rest of her life around solitude—embracing the peace, stability, and self-respect that come with it.

[Valerie @valjeancox]

@BrooklynGuyNBA Same here - feels like it’s filled with crack. I wake up craving it!

[Kye @GxldSociety]

So many women lost their best years loving the wrong man.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

When a woman keeps solving everything alone while in a relationship, her brain stops seeing her partner as safe support and starts seeing him as dead weight once that switch flips, attraction quietly fades no matter how much history they share...

[Valerie @valjeancox]

@MrMekzy_

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 2ND GRADE YOU’D KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 600%. MAX IS 100%. I.E. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOU'RE 100% IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOUR SPEECH WAS 100% LOCO. YOU'RE 100% SCUMMIER & DUMBER THAN ME. --GCN (C IS FOR CALCULUS.)

[David French @DavidAFrench]

The anti-vax movement is going to go down in history as one of the most sad, bizarre, and destructive social contagions of modern times.