Valko

They cancelled him outright because he was too western, buff, and "gay looking"

[Valko @ValkoGaming]

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[Kalo 🇦🇺 @CRXSSF4DE]

>move to surf city
>shock when the city becomes surfable

[layla ✨ @lalayloosh]

Do you guys remember when the Israelis were screaming at Greta “GO TO GAZA” and then when she tried to they almost k*lled her.

[jo @thejoeydavis]

oh god i never considered you could learn english as a second language from australians. like some kind of sick tasteless joke

[Meg @ Scuttlebug Jamboree @Smalls2233]

The funniest summons in Elden Ring are any of the ones where you summon a group of guys. I just find the sudden arrival of a crowd of friends to be very charming

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"

[NotCleanAgain @toast60618755]

@cosmug i couldn't turn it into a gif so have the nsmbw boss theme alongside it
(i really need to learn da vinci resolve, i made this shit in blender)

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman

[sal. 🔞🔜AQF @Spooky_Sal]

Dude trained him around like a CoD zombie

[kn¡ghtrayn🪻💜 @knghtrayn]

Ds2 summons are always on some crack cocaine. Dickhead almost no hit a forlorn with some double backstep bs. Sets off a thermonuclear bomb in the background then pulls out binoculars to inspect the corpses of his victims??

[Zero Fundamentals FGC 🇳🇱 ➡️Sept 26th @ZeroFundies]

ZeroFundamentals is upon us again, don't be afraid to join in on the fun.

We already got a new competitor raming around:

[Valko @ValkoGaming]

@Oatmealjob So fuckin real one day ill wake up and itll just be fine instead of shite all the time

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

If you're any kind of ND you learn that basically all advice from NTs is worthless. It's not really offered to help you but for the speaker to convince themselves that what you're going through is your own fault

[vie @chwvie]

suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem

[star ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ #ilmbf @dwecayedgirl]

i need constant distractions to numb my brain or i get suicidal

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

Obviously, you made being on time interesting. The entire point of lacking dopamine is struggling with mundane tasks

[Valko @ValkoGaming]

@angryaboutbikes Holy fuck youre so right its like people treat you like youre not even a person.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

"An alarm, you say? And it makes a noise at the time I set it to? Fascinating, I myself am a birdbrained childlike demi-human rather than a fully ensouled individual such as yourself, so I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me"

[MagicMushMM @MagicMushMM]

I still can't believe they let Sakurai get away with this

[frank langdon’s daddy issues @wisteriasnroses]

“why don’t you torture yourself with five million excruciating workarounds 24/7 for the rest of your life so we don’t have to notice your disability’s existence”