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[val lambert @vallambert]

@LilMuz192343 @NoContextBrits Agreed - I’m also British (and Australian)

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

NEW REP BODYSUIT‼️‼️‼️‼️

[val lambert @vallambert]

I reckon today is the day to do the washing

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Australia, this football team just won the league championship.

Their captain went into the stands to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together.

#Humanity 🌏 🇦🇺

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Read the full official update on the spread of Scott Morrison ministries https://t.co/X5zWBnqeYV

[caroline pegram @caroline_pegram]

Sorry but unprecedented won’t cut it anymore. #bondibeach

[val lambert @vallambert]

@georgebernhard @chrissalis_ @NoContextBrits I second that - definitely add it to bolognaise - but without doubt it truely belongs on a bacon butty.

[val lambert @vallambert]

@theirishego @IAmFrogPrincess @julesGBSVB You shall forever be Baby David to me xxx

[val lambert @vallambert]

@MagdaSzubanski Wordle 234 2/6

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Snap - my first 2 too

[val lambert @vallambert]

Wordle 234 2/6

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My best ever!!

[val lambert @vallambert]

@megsymegs @bairdjulia Same - remember when the Raiders lost in the grand final a couple of years ago- soz that was me!

[Liz @LizSward]

I’ve been practising my Grace Tame side eye and Laura Tingle arched eyebrow just in case I should run into Scott Morrison.

[ABC News @abcnews]

Doctor who founded a mobile medical service for the homeless named Young Australian of the Year https://t.co/AGDiwXKZ4w

[val lambert @vallambert]

They are not reporting this here in Australia!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Covid hits crucial Australian aid ship bound for tsunami-struck island https://t.co/swfvm72gcq

[val lambert @vallambert]

@MagdaSzubanski Me too - it was a tough-ey

[val lambert @vallambert]

@NoContextBrits I prefer marmite to vegemite

[val lambert @vallambert]

@DHughesy Wow - 3 feet 59 inches ! Why are you running in old money?

[Charlie Pickering @charliepick]

This is incredibly good.

[The Chaser @chaser]

To those still stuck in 2020 let us reassure you that in 2021 everything is absolutely fi

[The Chaser @chaser]

Have you posted a black square to your social media? Put a filter on your Facebook icon? Well now there's a day just for you to pat yourself on the back despite doing absolutely nothing! (Sketch by Steph Tisdell for the War On 2020)