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Murphy's Law isn't recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

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Greek grapes.

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When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.

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He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers.

[Obi Obadike @Obi_Obadike]

#Fitness Tip: Insights about #shaping your #body http://t.co/trTjXycI

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College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.

[K Duece @kduece]

#NoteToMyEx Baby I'm too busy fixing me to be chasing you around. #NowPlaying A song I wrote for the one I loved but recently had to let go.

[VaLL @vallmmendes]

this too, shall pass.

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Everyone's work is equally important

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Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other.

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Roland road in a Rolls Royce.

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yada, yada, yada.

[VaLL @vallmmendes]

value added or add value.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

7 Second #Tire Change http://t.co/YgNliB4f #mustsee #nascar

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

Check out @tonyhawk - #skateboard #howto Ollie http://t.co/oZDeFjpZ

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

Check out #Sounds of #Ferrari http://t.co/wsPsDoa6 #Cool cars

[VaLL @vallmmendes]

Do I look like a people person?

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You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.

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No matter how pretty she is , someone, somewhere is tired of her crap.

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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.