short and sarcastic ☾

“It’s been a shitter of a year” - loml Bradley Will Simpson

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

Hella trash that Twitter got rebranded as something as basic as “x”

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

Want to score tickets for you and 5 friends to catch Paramore in Sydney?: https://t.co/Z3stu09r9u

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

Want to score tickets for you and 5 friends to catch Paramore in Sydney?: https://t.co/Z3stu09r9u

Omg I’m peaking

[scaredy-matt @emotionalpilot]

@twentyonepilots “i feel terrible” do you josh?

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

When my career ends two months from now I just hope that people say "oh yeah I remember Simu. I liked that guy; he never tried to sell me an NFT."

[evie Ψ @softestbandito]

the fact he was scared to show songs to family/friends in case they’d hear the lyrics and it would result in a conversation of concern or a lecture is so ☹️💔 and the relief that he felt when he was able to open up in a song without having to have a tricky conversation about it

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Spider-Punk will appear in #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse 🤘🎸

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

@yungblud do you spray your merch with cologne or smth bc the shirt I bought last night smells fucking amazing

[‘ @byrshq]

I’m a will byers lover and protector, not apologist. that boy has never done anything wrong in his life.

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

Also, @_AdamWarrington you’re an angel, and I missed you too

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

First pic was from Jan. 4th 2020. The last concert I attended before Covid shut the world down. The other three are from July 27th 2022: first live show since the lockdown was lifted. @yungblud as always, I had a spectacular time. You’re phenomenal and I cried twice -

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

Couldn’t have asked for a better live music reunion. Nothing better than screaming with a room of other people that know what you’re going through. Can’t wait til next time, to hear about your adventures in Aus, your hatred for Scomo (same🖤) and for more shoey’s🖤🖤🖤

[Clay @cardenasclayton]

Don’t talk to me like that Manny #MayansFX

[ab @DAYDREAMlNGLlVE]

liam payne publicly cheating on his fiancé is not what i expected to see at 11am monday morning but ok

[short and sarcastic ☾ @valntyne_clique]

I wonder how Oscar Isaac feels about this @PedroPascal1

[hanna 🐉 @hannaeeliz]

i don’t know how many more of these “wanda falling to her knees in her grief”-scenes i can take

[Crybaby, PhD ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @lunathecowboy]

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