> Learn a framework for the interview
> Forget it after the interview
> Get hired
> Join the codebase
> Nothing makes sense
> Google everything
> Ask AI to fix bugs
> Push random commits
> It works
You are now a software engineer.
INTELLIGENT EMPLOYEES:
1. Cheat on their job with a side hustle.
2. Don't become managers
3. Keep applying and interviewing
4. Treat everybody equal (including the cleaner).
5. Rebel against micromanagement and dictator leaders.
6. Know when to say no to a meeting.
7. Help others advance in their career.
8. Don't respond to most emails.
9. Stay away from gossip and corporate politics.
10. Create passive income so if they get fired it matters less