Marjorine

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

had a full on Kim K “my earring’s gone!” moment at the pool today then a kind lady dove to the bottom and got it for me 🫶🏼 Summer 26’ in full effect

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

@BiLatinOtter & she’s sick at poker

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& did it myyyy wayyy

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my mom just asked me if I knew who punch was

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men ruin everything

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

@l_ovenus “whatever happened to fun?!” 😭

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I feel like that lady from sex and the city that fell out the window

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old people love ordering entrees right away

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

do u want me like the other boys do
they stare at me while I stare at you

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

Mr. Beast is at the bar he said first one to cry gets $1,000 that money is mine

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Timmy Tim so himmy him

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that picture of the raccoon on the bathroom floor is so moving

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

I was going to weigh myself at the gym and then I thought.. wtf for??! 😂

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sucking on a chili dog

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I love being alive the same time as Lady Gaga

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ice cream cone while driving

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saved $14 going to get my food myself

[Marjorine @valpenpal]

so frank I’m bob

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pretzel bun fucks

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the duality of val