val

it sounded funnier in my head

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

i know you're only human and I'm sorry bout that, but the rest of us are human too yet we don't act like that

[val @valsauder]

I’m so stressed. If I was coral, I would die.

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@lydiaperry534 what a life we lead

[val @valsauder]

I just tried to pause my live class because it was distracting as background noise— fall 2021 can’t come soon enough

[val @valsauder]

there’s nothing in this world that a good phone call to mom can’t fix

[val @valsauder]

someone want to tell me why as a child I thought college students lived in a dorm for ALL four years? I cannot imagine.

[val @valsauder]

fine, twist my arm, I’ll watch vine compilations

[val @valsauder]

“Sometimes you just have to play along with the jokes, otherwise you cry.”
#thingsstpaulsays

[Alayna @AlaynaWade]

ITS THE SAME ENERGY TELL ME IM WRONG 🤣 #SuperBowl #TheWeeknd

[val @valsauder]

hi my name is val and i buy things when im sad

[val @valsauder]

It’s not that I don’t like my small town, it’s that I don’t want to run into someone I know and that’s just impossible here

[val @valsauder]

@krischec18 that, or the effects of the three cups of coffee and a bang

[val @valsauder]

hm, can you tell I was at home last week?

[val @valsauder]

it’s 2:08 am

i have class at 9

maybe i need to stop pretending an 8pm cup of coffee doesn’t affect me?

[val @valsauder]

the true college experience is living out of suitcase in your own home

[val @valsauder]

@huismaka16 I said what I said

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in that “checking if there was homework while logging into Zoom” stage of the semester

[val @valsauder]

went into famous footwear today to buy a pair of running shoes but when I walked in the door a CUTE employee asked what he could help me find so I panicked and said I was “just browsing” then fled 10 minutes later without buying anything. ugh.

[Jacob Kahle @TheGreatKahle]

So universities are charging 100% tuition for 90% online classes and sending cops to off campus (private) housing to bust parties of 10+ & threatening expulsion. They’re making the cops RAs for kids that are 22 and I wonder what incentive they’re giving for kids to go to college

[val @valsauder]

Painted my nails 12 hours ago and it’s already mostly gone— why am I like this