Val

Never gamble on a fart, it might be shit | Speaks 🇩🇰/🇦🇺/🇪🇸 (Nuevo)

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@ticketytac If you make 2 different character ships fight each other, is that a naval battle?

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@JCactusTwo Nah, iPad in front of them the second they look in any direction

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@_Ochacon24 money

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@Bun0nTheMoon The KYS with Jobless milkshake

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@ItsANightBees Uhhhhh... Gorilla from space with gadgets n shi

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@pipislover1997 My GOAT pipislover1997

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@zoltaryba Spamton got a phone call from the knight

It said: Deez Nuts Candice Dih

He refuses to talk about it cause he got played like crazy

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@averagespamton They shoot ERAM, the trio of all time

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@Thatisdifficult Life is busy, not every second can be scheduled for everything

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@pynchosa btf, there are probably a thousand other memes that explains it, but they never got popular enough to make an impact

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@smokeyjinn "Not enough, put them through 2 more times"

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@MaxxTrapp Dawg, recover first, then do comms

You shouldn't gamble your health away just to do a little work

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@JCactusTwo https://t.co/r6p8mbQVoK

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day 335

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@JCactusTwo Ay! Keelhauled the landlubbers until they paid for your grog, a true lesson in seafaring chivalry.

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@JCactusTwo Golden buckle spotted

Massive loot must be plundered nearby, arrrrgg!

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@memcchi The smallest flame can ignite an entire forest when given enough time and lumber

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@JustGL_ That he will

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@memcchi Make it spin to give them both heart attacks

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@pynchosalt Woman anatomy and Ralsei

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@memcchi I feel like European cops are watching what ICE is doing in America and it gives them a sense of dare to try it at home