Válter Carvalho

I retweet funny stuff sometimes.
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[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones.

Not earbuds.

The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe.

I asked if everything was alright.

He said yes, he’s just trying to focus.

I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration.

He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job.

I told him we track human presence, not just output.

He asked how presence is measured.

I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important.

Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Just signed an email with “bet” instead of “best”

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

imagine meeting lebron and asking him to sign this

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Recession indicator

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Here we go…

[gayson thøtsdotter @HoleAndOates]

bitches from chicago be like BEACH DAY 😍😍😍

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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