Value Canuck

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

If you say Lake America, I'm going to assume you're a goddamn idiot.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Get the fuck out of my country.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

I’m changing the name of the Oval Office, effective immediately, to the Office of Perpetual Embarrassment. That’s going to take place right now.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as “Montreal Expos,” a change the mascot says ​would take effect immediately

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

@WhiteHouse The world is laughing at you

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

@seanhannity The most embarrassing country on the planet!. Zip it!

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Attn America: We know this is all because your President is a rapist and a pedophile who lost the war to Iran and bankrupted your economy while stealing 6.4 billion from you, as he killed and tortured your friends, families, and neighbours.
We still love you; that's why we're gonna wreck him.
- 🇨🇦

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Shut the fuck up Kevin. You have shit on Canada, mocked Canada, tried to deliver Canada to your pedophile president and there isn’t a single Canadian who will ever forget that.
Lick the opportunist balls of this great country all you like because you know what’s coming. But on behalf of Canada, fuck you, you traitorous piece of shit.
Stay there.

[Kevin Mcleod @dockevinmcleod]

Honey. Hey honey.

We have 15,430 beekeepers in Canada. We export about $60 million of honey a year, $40 million of that to the USA. That honey now has a 50% tariff and our farmers are going to have a tough time selling it.

Canada imports a lot of honey, about $73 million of it. Some of it isn’t even real honey (seriously it’s faked with rice and cane syrups eww).

Check the labels. As a country we are spending $73 million on imported honey and looking at loosing $40 million in exported honey to the USA. It’s kinda simple math. Buy Canadian honey.

Little things from many people will make a difference.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump is reportedly floating “Lake America” as a replacement for Lake Ontario. Because apparently we're governing the United States through the geopolitical imagination of a six-year-old playing with crayons and a placemat map at Denny’s.

[Michael MacKay @mhmck]

Trump is a friend to the USA's fiercest enemy, Russia, and an enemy to the USA's strongest friend, Canada.

That makes him a traitor. But American political culture is unable to call out Trump's treason or do anything about it.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Imagine being so profoundly fucking fragile that when a Canadian province refuses to kiss your ring, you pull out a fucking map and scribble over the name of a Great Lake.

Someone get this diapered fucking lunatic a juice box. 🇨🇦

[Plain Blaine @bringtheblaine]

Trump managed to convince MAGA that Canada, a country we've had free trade with for 30 years, is ripping us off with tariffs. He keeps referencing the quota tariffs we both can apply to each other. These quota tariffs only kick in when we export over a certain volume. In the history of NAFTA it's happened less than 5 times. Everything else we've shipped across the border was duty or tariff free.

Trump is either lying about tariffs to extract some other bargain or money from them, or he really is so stupid that he think the quota tariffs apply to every shipment. I've shipped 5,000 sku's across maybe 50 categories, doing $26m+ annually, and I never paid a single cent in tariffs…because we HAD FREE TRADE.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Today, Canada is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein as we won’t be doing business with pedophile rapist presidents any longer.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. - DB

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump is an absolute complete dumbass.

Fighting canada in a trade war is what he's doing because he's a small man who can't defeat real enemies like Iran so he picks on friends.

Little bitch

[Michael Gerald Gibbs🏳️‍🌈🍁 🇺🇦 (He/Him) @Mikeggibbs]

Dear Americans:

Today begins the end of our prosperous peaceful relationship.

But it actually ended the day most of you voted for Donald Trump.

You did so clear eyed.

You chose hate, selfishness, fear and contempt for anyone who is different over morality and decency.

Today is one of the many consequences of that decision.

Donald Trump was very clear about what he would do to you and the world.

You've had numerous opportunities provided by your Constitution to reverse your path toward peril, and at every point you chose to continue Donald Trump's agenda with his cabal of deranged lunatics.

On this side of the border, we will stand side by side with our true allies and friends against your darkness.

We choose reasonableness, trust and prosperity over chaos, duplicitous frauds and decline.

We will interact with you only when we have to.

We will never trust you again.

-A Canadian

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Trump's USA must pay 5.25% to borrow money for 30 years. Carney's Canada pays 4.1%. That's quite a statement from global markets about which country commands more trust. https://t.co/g0gItWwMrV

[Steve On Sens 🇨🇦 @SteveOnSens]

there’s a common refrain from the Canadian right that Carney was “elected to get a deal with the USA”. I think this is a fundamental misread of the 2025 election. Carney was elected to keep Canada independent, united, and free in the face of US aggression.