Theory: Charlie Kirk knew he was gonna die so he tried to do that thing Obi-Wan did when Vader killed him to manifest his visage into the astral plane and become a Force ghost. Unfortunately he failed and accidentally uploaded his soul into Gen AI by mistake instead.
“I'm thirty.I have to start all over.”
“I'm sorry.”
“I don't want to start over. I want you. I want you to be my husband.”
“I’m sorry I can’t be.
“I’m sorry I can’t be your wife.”
I can close my eyes and think, like, fifteen years into the future. 2017. I’ll be 46. Maybe W and I will be married if the government gets its act together.
IM FUCKING CRYING