Val

The prime rib roast minister visited today and my tiny little nipples went to france

[Val @valvaljuice]

If anyone can

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Lionel Andrés Messi ⭐️🇦🇷 #Messi

10 La Liga
1 Ligue 1
7 Copa del Rey
7 Supercopa de España
4 Champions League
3 UEFA Super Cup
3 Club World Cup
7 Ballon d’Or

1 Copa America

…and 1 World Cup! 🏆

LEGEND ✨

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@SamHomewood @WillGitt

[Tom Williams @tomwfootball]

Allan Saint-Maximin:

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Maldini wears Ben Godfrey Pyjamas #fact

[Everton @Everton]

WWWWWWWW.

This team. 💙

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@matthill_95 @WillGitt This is an actual superstar, joining the toffees

[Val @valvaljuice]

Full on madness

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

BREAKING: Everton have confirmed the signing of James Rodriguez from Real Madrid.

Quality signing for the Toffees! 🔵

📸 - @Everton

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Post a pic of the most random celebrity wearing your favorite team's jersey/merch.

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When Suarez sees Chiellini on the menu

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@FootyAccums Iniesta Pirlo Zizou

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@MundialMag @umbro @cultkits @UmbroUK @Everton @en_sscnapoli @ManUtd @Inter_en @WillGitt wanna send me a present

[Richarlison Andrade @richarlison97]

He’s Brazilian he only cost 50 million and we think he’s fucking brilliant RICHARLISON🎶

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Uncut Gems is one of the maddest films I’ve seen in years

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It’s an absolute madness

[Carlo Ancelotti @MrAncelotti]

Looking forward to getting started and working on our objectives. Let’s go Everton.

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FUCKING ANCELOTTI

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💯💯

[bowi3 @shinbowi3]

in tears watching jack black talk about how school of rock is the film he's most proud of making 😭

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@MansionBet @FootyAccums

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@visualsatire @WillGitt

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@WillGitt @Complex I actually couldn’t find the right gif but this does work wonders, those two have always been the top 2