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mi lamento 🇦🇱

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Maria @Cliptemnestra]

Y por qué no se prostituye él? Por qué la BBC está presentando a este hijo de puta como la víctima?

[orgasm donor @hellanovers]

"you already left kudos-" DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE, I WANNA LEAVE A HUNDRED MORE

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

antes era: "quando eu crescer.”

agora é: "quando eu tiver dinheiro.”

[blanc @dqveed]

Sabrina carpenter got more hate over an album cover than a literal murderer

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

murderers receive more grace in life than women who used to do porn.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

LETS NORMALIZE THIS YALL NEED TO STOP SITTING LIKE JERKS

[La Insolenta @LaInsolenta]

La violo desde los 12 AÑOS, no bastándole haber logrado explotar su cuerpo de infante a su placer, cuando esta tuvo la fuerza para amenazar con irse y exponerlo la mato, no por temor, no por verguenza, la mato para proteger su carrera y su bolsillo. Desmembró su cuerpo para desaparecerla, pero como el se sintio protegido por el patriarcado se pense tan impune q abandono su cuerpo por meses en la cajuela de su carro en un parqueo común planeando deshacerse poco a poco de su cuerpo cuando volviera mientras vivía una vida de super estrella de conciertos y existos. Un monstruo mas a la lista de millares, pero hey! el feminismo ya no es necesario en este lado del mundo!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If your religion told you to forgive a pedo and disown your gay child, you're a cunt and your religion is shit.

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

“rape/abuse allegations ruin men’s careers”

[adi @perfectcelebrty]

now it just look like he getting his ass drilled crazy style

[The River Phoenix Gallery @phoenixsgallery]

Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix photographed by Bruce Weber in Los Angeles, California, 1991

[💋 @valvonautaa]

@XVPebble @JillRobiFangirl @emkenobi As a parent I would have had a talk with this woman, imagine your teenage son dating someone close to your age, personally I would’ve murder her. You’re not a grown man at 18, reaching that number doesn’t automatically turn you into a mature person

[☾ Antonio @mlkovitch]

sto piangendoshsjshshsh

[CiDevoPensareAncora @YoStoConTarabas]

Scemo, mi manchi

[♥︎ @darkkmystic]

Pov: Skinny jeans were never ugly on women. The only reason they got hate is because men wore them and exposed their horrendous leg shapes

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to still call this app twitter