clammy sam (Taylor's Version)

queer vampire who will not text you back. gemini ☀️ libra 🌙 stoned✌🏻she/her

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

climate change is real, it’s the year 3000 and your great great great granddaughter does live underwater, but is not doing fine.

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@WonderfulNuts ?!?!?!? 🐛🤢 😖 plz help

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@taylorswift13 you’re the billionaire, not us. how many versions of one album can we buy for one new song?! plzzzzz

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@LateNightSeth is tonight's episode the one with Seth's family? or tomorrow night?

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

air? salty
door? rusty
living? for the hope of it all
meet me? behind the mall
lost? in the memory
changing? for the better
wanting? was enough

[gati ⍟ @youIovemelikexo]

I need miley cyrus to re-release 7 things so nick jonas can catch some heat too!!!!!

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@AmazingPhil can you stop pretending you don’t like tomatoes

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@tacobell not for a quesarito

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

was about to order @tacobell but there’s no point since there’s no quesarito

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@taylorswift13 also just wanted to leave my credentials here

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@taylorswift13 girlie plzzzzzz. we don’t have cd players or disc drives. it’s 2023. we’re already down bad from the other hundred versions and tour. you’re bleeding us dry. i want the music, BUT AT WHAT COST. also the merch?! plz plz plz fix it

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@sportswithjohn you're ruining my life with this.....

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

This is the first time I've realized that we really never are coming back from the AI revolution. We just live in a different world now.

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

living for your monologue tonight @Lawrence @TheLastWord

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@arbyhotdog clyde?

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@bennettleigh Buffy

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@sethmeyers fred armisen should be on all the time. phenomenal.

also my grandma wants me to tell you to wear less gray😅 she’s 96

[clammy sam (Taylor's Version) @vampire_clam]

@kristinnoeline